Butterthumb-toethumb

Alright so if you have not been around lately I am here to break news for you. Yes Megan Fox is the hottest women known but she carries a dreadful curse, the curse of the TOE THUMB.

This dreadful and incurable disfigurement is leaving everyone away from this beautiful lady. It is hard to say, but, we must admit, Megan Fox is a ButterThumb..

What will happen next? Will she have surgery and have it fixed and become the most powerful woman of the world?? Lets face it folks, she is freaking perfect, goddamit! Once her flaw is fixed she WILL take over. Beware of this, as an old man once told me while I was picking berries off his bush:

“There will be one with a flaw soon, the flaw of the butterthumb. You must prepare for this, for she is one powerful b****, once her toe thumb is healed son, she will butt**** all of us”.

Summing it all up, I am scared. Who is next?!
Has Brittany Spears been hiding her toe thumb, or is that just her camel toe?!
How many playboy bunnies in the mansion carry this, and or should I say when, will they spread this through out the mansion??

HOLY TERIYAKI Gandhi, an eye for and eye makes the whole world blind? Well so does the BUTTERTHUMB!!!!

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